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Michael Owen will join Man united if he passes medical today!!

Owen in United deal

By SHAUN CUSTIS

Published: Today

 

MICHAEL OWEN has agreed terms to join Manchester United.

The out-of-contract striker will take a 50 per cent pay cut for a shock last chance to rescue his injury-plagued career.

United boss Alex Ferguson contacted Owen, 29, on Tuesday and offered him £50,000 a week to join the champions - plus huge bonuses depending on appearances and goals.

But Owen must pass a stringent medical, which could take place as early as today, before United put pen to paper.

A source close to Owen confirmed: "It's incredible that one day Michael was contemplating a move to Hull and now Manchester United have come in.

"This is just the boost he needed and now he is hoping that everything can be agreed."

Fergie's shock move comes after United missed out on Lyon striker Karim Benzema, sold Cristiano Ronaldo for £80million and lost Carlos Tevez.

Owen, axed by England boss Fabio Capello, started his career at United's hated rivals Liverpool.

He became a free agent two days ago after his contract ran out at Newcastle.

But not in his wildest dreams could he have imagined Fergie would come in.

The only clubs being seriously linked with him were Stoke and Hull, while Everton were said to be weighing up their options and Greek side Olympiakos flatly denied any interest.

Owen's agents have tried over the years to get Fergie to bite and he has refused.

But he showed a flicker of interest in January and decided to wait to see how the summer transfer market unfolded.

United have bought centre-half SEAN McGINTY, 16, from Charlton for £500,000.

Ten Rules for Being Human

1.
You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2.
You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3.
There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4.
Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5.
Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.

6.
"There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7.
Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8.
What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9.
Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10.
You will forget all this.

How to go Damansara from Subang jaya, fastest way and shortest way.

Get ready your smart tag, from ss19 turn into federal highway or from subang parade go up the new fly over , go straight to the NKVE , Subang toll. After the toll, keep to the right , turn into the highway, you can speed up to 180km/h, but recommend you to speed 110km/h, about 3 mins, you will able to see damansara exit. After the toll, go straight , you will reach Damansara Utama on your left and Damansara Jaya on your right.

This is the fastest way to reach Damansara from Subang jaya. Faster and shorter compare to LDP. approximate 15 mins using NKVE, 16 mins for LDP (without much traffic, hardly happen). Use NKVE 13.6km, use LDP 14.7km.calculation of distance start from ss19.